Mr. Pitiful
09-21-2004, 05:01 PM
A blonde woman goes into a department store and tells the
salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains.
He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains.
He shows her many kinds an different fabrics of curtains.
She finally picks out a pink floral pattern.
The salesman asks, "What size do you need?" She says, "15 inches."
He exclaims, "15 INCHES!.......What room are they for?" She says, "Not for a room, it's for my computer monitor."
The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need curtains."
The blonde says, "HELLooooooo.........I've got Windows.!!"
:D
salesman she wants a pair of pink curtains.
He assures her they have a good selection of pink curtains.
He shows her many kinds an different fabrics of curtains.
She finally picks out a pink floral pattern.
The salesman asks, "What size do you need?" She says, "15 inches."
He exclaims, "15 INCHES!.......What room are they for?" She says, "Not for a room, it's for my computer monitor."
The surprised salesman exclaims, "Miss, computers do not need curtains."
The blonde says, "HELLooooooo.........I've got Windows.!!"
:D