Danielle
10-04-2004, 09:37 PM
TEACHER: "Why are you late?"
WEBSTER: "Because of the sign."
TEACHER: "What sign?"
WEBSTER: "The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'"
TEACHER: "Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?"
CINDY: "You told me to do it without using tables!"
TEACHER: "John, how do you spell 'crocodile'?"
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L."
TEACHER: "No, that's wrong."
JOHN: "Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!"
TEACHER: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
SARAH: "H I J K L M N O!!"
TEACHER: "What are you talking about?"
SARAH: "Yesterday, you said it's H to O!"
TEACHER: "George, go to the map and find North America."
GEORGE: "Here it is!"
TEACHER: "Correct. Now class, who discovered America?"
CLASS: "George!"
TEACHER: "Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago."
WILLIE: "Me!"
TEACHER: "Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?"
TOMMY: "Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are."
TEACHER: "Ellen, give me a sentence starting with 'I'."
ELLEN: "I is..."
TEACHER: "No, Ellen..... Always say, 'I am'."
ELLEN: "All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
TEACHER: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?"
SAM: "No, sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook."
TEACHER: "Desmond, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?"
DESMOND: "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
TEACHER: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
PUPIL: "A teacher."
WEBSTER: "Because of the sign."
TEACHER: "What sign?"
WEBSTER: "The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'"
TEACHER: "Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?"
CINDY: "You told me to do it without using tables!"
TEACHER: "John, how do you spell 'crocodile'?"
JOHN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L."
TEACHER: "No, that's wrong."
JOHN: "Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!"
TEACHER: "What is the chemical formula for water?"
SARAH: "H I J K L M N O!!"
TEACHER: "What are you talking about?"
SARAH: "Yesterday, you said it's H to O!"
TEACHER: "George, go to the map and find North America."
GEORGE: "Here it is!"
TEACHER: "Correct. Now class, who discovered America?"
CLASS: "George!"
TEACHER: "Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago."
WILLIE: "Me!"
TEACHER: "Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?"
TOMMY: "Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are."
TEACHER: "Ellen, give me a sentence starting with 'I'."
ELLEN: "I is..."
TEACHER: "No, Ellen..... Always say, 'I am'."
ELLEN: "All right... I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
TEACHER: "Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?"
SAM: "No, sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook."
TEACHER: "Desmond, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?"
DESMOND: "No, teacher, it's the same dog!"
TEACHER: "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
PUPIL: "A teacher."