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Mr. Pitiful
10-05-2004, 12:44 PM
:D
Now this questions have no real answers, so you just answer what you think is correct, be creative, and funny.

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?


Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?



;)
More useless facts, Can't say this isn't educational

In the 1700's you could purchase insurance against going to hell, in London England.


The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed turquoise would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used these green and blue stones to decorate their battle shields.


Black cats are considered lucky in England.


:eek:

wildfire
10-05-2004, 06:54 PM
i have a black cat and he is lovely but i wouldnt say i was any luckier than the average jo

wildfire
10-05-2004, 07:01 PM
now to answer the questions your hair is made of dead skin cells which dont have the pigment the skin does in them

you dont blink as much if you open your mouth thats y women keep their mouths open to put on mascara

and glue needs air to set and there isnt air in a bottle of glue

Mr. Pitiful
10-05-2004, 07:20 PM
Hummm, that's sounds concieveable, logical, and justifiable. Now here are my answers......
When the sun does lighten up your hair, that means it's time for a new wig, or toupe.and trash the old one, and your skin isn't really dark, just that you didn't scrub good enough when you washed it.

And women have their mouth open when smearing charcoal on their eyes, cause they hopefully try to catch it with their mouth in case it falls off.

And about the glue, most of it does stick to the bottle, at least, cause when you buy it full, there's hardly any come out, and it's a new bottle.

Well that's my rendition. lol. Oh this is fun, my brain went into overdrive.

wildfire
10-05-2004, 07:28 PM
ok i like yours better but i am too logical to come up with them

Mr. Pitiful
10-05-2004, 07:31 PM
Oh, c'mon lose the logic. be wild and just think silly. Take it from an expert.:)

wildfire
10-05-2004, 07:34 PM
am trying not easy for a natural blonde

Mr. Pitiful
10-05-2004, 07:38 PM
Oops I guess it's not true what they say about blondes then. Or mabe they all just been in the sun for to long, and not really real blondes. lol.