Mr. Pitiful
10-05-2004, 11:06 PM
:confused:
WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?
WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
More useless information;
;)
Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.
( And what about right handed people? do they get killed using left handed products?)
Conception occurs in December more than any other month.
( I can agree with that, most people would rather stay in bed under their warm covers and with their own human posture pedic mattress)
The most popular name given to boat-owners’ boats is "Obsession".
( mine is called "Deception")
Bonus
Real Crime Story
A bank robber in Bumpus, Tenn., handed a teller the following note: "Watch out. This is a rubbery. I hav an oozy traned on your but. Dump the in a sack, this one. No die packkets or other triks or I will tare you a new naval. No kwarter with red stuff on them, too." Dr. Creon V.B. Smyk of the Ohio Valley Educational Council says such notes are, lamentably, the rule. "Right across the board, we see poor pre-writing skills, problems with omissions, tense, agreement, spelling and clarity," he moaned. Smyk believes that the quality of robbery notes could be improved if criminals could be taught to plan before writing. "We have to stress organization: Make an outline of your robbery note before you write it," he said. "Some of the notes get totally sidetracked on issues like the make, model and caliber of the gun, number of bullets, etc., until one loses sight of the main idea -- the robbery."
:eek:
WHY DON'T BLIND PEOPLE LIKE TO SKY DIVE?
WHAT KIND OF COFFEE WAS SERVED ON THE TITANIC?
WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HARLEY AND A HOOVER?
More useless information;
;)
Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people.
( And what about right handed people? do they get killed using left handed products?)
Conception occurs in December more than any other month.
( I can agree with that, most people would rather stay in bed under their warm covers and with their own human posture pedic mattress)
The most popular name given to boat-owners’ boats is "Obsession".
( mine is called "Deception")
Bonus
Real Crime Story
A bank robber in Bumpus, Tenn., handed a teller the following note: "Watch out. This is a rubbery. I hav an oozy traned on your but. Dump the in a sack, this one. No die packkets or other triks or I will tare you a new naval. No kwarter with red stuff on them, too." Dr. Creon V.B. Smyk of the Ohio Valley Educational Council says such notes are, lamentably, the rule. "Right across the board, we see poor pre-writing skills, problems with omissions, tense, agreement, spelling and clarity," he moaned. Smyk believes that the quality of robbery notes could be improved if criminals could be taught to plan before writing. "We have to stress organization: Make an outline of your robbery note before you write it," he said. "Some of the notes get totally sidetracked on issues like the make, model and caliber of the gun, number of bullets, etc., until one loses sight of the main idea -- the robbery."
:eek: