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Mr. Pitiful
10-07-2004, 03:54 PM
Once upon a time there was three sisters, ages 92,94 and96, live together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yells.

The 94 year old hollers back, "I don't know, I'll come see." She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, "Was I going up or coming down?"

The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and say, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

:D

wildfire
10-07-2004, 08:19 PM
i like this one very good mr p

hotbars
10-07-2004, 11:22 PM
Old peeps are a trip :)

BooBooKitty
10-11-2004, 01:46 PM
Hell I can't even remember what I'm doing half the time now.:rolleyes: Just wait until I'm that old........ Now what was I doing? And who are these people in my house? LOL!:p

frodar
10-11-2004, 02:26 PM
In Montana they call it CRS. (Can't Remember S**t!):D

BooBooKitty
10-12-2004, 10:15 AM
Good one Frodar;) LOL!

Mr. Pitiful
10-12-2004, 10:51 AM
Here in Texas it's called Old Timers, which if you notice it ryhmes with Alzheimers...

BooBooKitty
10-13-2004, 12:41 PM
LOL! True Mundo, my dad called it the same thing......Old-Timers.:p What ever you want to call it ......CRS, Old-Timers or any thing else.....I don't need any help forgetting