Mr. Pitiful
10-07-2004, 03:54 PM
Once upon a time there was three sisters, ages 92,94 and96, live together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yells.
The 94 year old hollers back, "I don't know, I'll come see." She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, "Was I going up or coming down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and say, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
:D
The 94 year old hollers back, "I don't know, I'll come see." She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, "Was I going up or coming down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and say, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
:D