Mr. Pitiful
10-07-2004, 08:58 PM
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
You will be visited by missionaries today, and will finally have an excellent opportunity to try out your Halloween costume, you know the demon costume you just bought , wear it before opening the door. I’m sure they’ll have second thoughts on their next visit.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Someone will ask you how you are, today, for the millionth time, and you know they actually couldn't care less. I've found that the best reply in this case is usually, I’m are what I was yesterday, and are what I will be tomorrow, are I clear?”
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You will finally get the television exposure you've been wanting, by organizing a group of protesters to block the entrance to a physics lab, holding crudely-lettered signs saying "Down With Gravity!." and” More Friction Please!”
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You will accidentally throw your back out. Not only will that really hurt, but the trash guys will get really upset when you ask for it back. Not a very good idea though.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Hide. The gremlins are back, and they got the critters with them. Nail down the toilet seat, they are known to imerge from the john.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Yes I know it’s difficult to get a job after college but guess what, I have spoken to some officials at BMC and they would be happy to add another inefficient misfit to their number.
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Today you will realize that you've always wanted to have the biggest ball of string in town, and will start collecting odd bits of string at every opportunity. Eventually, you will make it into the Guiness Book of World Records, right next to the Giant Happy Tape Ball record set by Mr. S. Boondoggle.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21
Your ACME Rocket Sled arrives today! Now you can continue chasing that skinny bird. Beep Beep.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Today we celebrate The Flour tortilla day. You know what I mean, jelly bean. Get the biggest tortilla you can find and hurl it out like a Frisbee, and do it in front of all your neighbors, that will give you recognition, if nothing else.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) You will be offered a chance to go on a journey soon. It sounds like fun, but you might benefit by looking up La Isla de el chango greñudo in a Spanish-English dictionary before you pack your bags...
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Time for a career change. Have you considered the exciting and lucrative career of "Under Arm Deodorant Smelling Inspector"? One of the nice perks about that is that you can work with a bad cold and won’t have to miss work for it.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Today you will uncover astonishing proof that the dinosaurs died out due to a Hemorroidal epidemic among them. Furthermore, you will find evidence of a government cover-up of research that indicates the same thing is likely to happen to humans. Don't worry, though. It’s been around for sometime already.
I
Would like to take this opportunity to say that if you like this forum, to tell your friends to visit, also comment on it, so that I can get an idea of how it's doing. It's not that easy to come out with all these silly and dumb stuff I do, but it's only for entertainment and hopefully bring a chuckle or smile to your face.
Thankyou for your visit
:o
You will be visited by missionaries today, and will finally have an excellent opportunity to try out your Halloween costume, you know the demon costume you just bought , wear it before opening the door. I’m sure they’ll have second thoughts on their next visit.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Someone will ask you how you are, today, for the millionth time, and you know they actually couldn't care less. I've found that the best reply in this case is usually, I’m are what I was yesterday, and are what I will be tomorrow, are I clear?”
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You will finally get the television exposure you've been wanting, by organizing a group of protesters to block the entrance to a physics lab, holding crudely-lettered signs saying "Down With Gravity!." and” More Friction Please!”
Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You will accidentally throw your back out. Not only will that really hurt, but the trash guys will get really upset when you ask for it back. Not a very good idea though.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Hide. The gremlins are back, and they got the critters with them. Nail down the toilet seat, they are known to imerge from the john.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Yes I know it’s difficult to get a job after college but guess what, I have spoken to some officials at BMC and they would be happy to add another inefficient misfit to their number.
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Today you will realize that you've always wanted to have the biggest ball of string in town, and will start collecting odd bits of string at every opportunity. Eventually, you will make it into the Guiness Book of World Records, right next to the Giant Happy Tape Ball record set by Mr. S. Boondoggle.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21
Your ACME Rocket Sled arrives today! Now you can continue chasing that skinny bird. Beep Beep.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Today we celebrate The Flour tortilla day. You know what I mean, jelly bean. Get the biggest tortilla you can find and hurl it out like a Frisbee, and do it in front of all your neighbors, that will give you recognition, if nothing else.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) You will be offered a chance to go on a journey soon. It sounds like fun, but you might benefit by looking up La Isla de el chango greñudo in a Spanish-English dictionary before you pack your bags...
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Time for a career change. Have you considered the exciting and lucrative career of "Under Arm Deodorant Smelling Inspector"? One of the nice perks about that is that you can work with a bad cold and won’t have to miss work for it.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Today you will uncover astonishing proof that the dinosaurs died out due to a Hemorroidal epidemic among them. Furthermore, you will find evidence of a government cover-up of research that indicates the same thing is likely to happen to humans. Don't worry, though. It’s been around for sometime already.
I
Would like to take this opportunity to say that if you like this forum, to tell your friends to visit, also comment on it, so that I can get an idea of how it's doing. It's not that easy to come out with all these silly and dumb stuff I do, but it's only for entertainment and hopefully bring a chuckle or smile to your face.
Thankyou for your visit
:o