frodar
10-10-2004, 01:29 AM
> > > A southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon. With >
>great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd
take it
> > and pour it into the river." > > With even greater emphasis he said,
>"And if I had all the > wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the
>river." > > And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, > "And
>if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it
into
> > the river." > > Sermon complete, he then sat down. > The song leader
>stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
For
> > our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the
River."
> > > Smile, life is too short not to!!
>great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd
take it
> > and pour it into the river." > > With even greater emphasis he said,
>"And if I had all the > wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the
>river." > > And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, > "And
>if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it
into
> > the river." > > Sermon complete, he then sat down. > The song leader
>stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
For
> > our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the
River."
> > > Smile, life is too short not to!!