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Mr. Pitiful
10-10-2004, 11:52 PM
:confused:


1.WHAT GOES CLOP, CLOP, CLOP, BANG, BANG, CLOP CLOP?

2.WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH TWO LEGS?


3.WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH NO LEGS?
:D

diddle
10-11-2004, 04:38 PM
Amish drive-by shooting
Lean beef
Ground beef

And here are the missing ones:

What do you call a cow with one leg?

What do you call a cow with three legs?

What do you call a cow with four legs?

What do you call a cow with five legs?

What do you call a cow with six legs?

Mr. Pitiful
10-11-2004, 06:07 PM
You got them right... sorry but my count went to legs only. Don't the rest..:)

diddle
10-11-2004, 10:59 PM
Oh come on, give it a try.

Mr. Pitiful
10-11-2004, 11:18 PM
A cow with one leg? Beef on a stick?

A cow with three legs, a well balanced burger.

A cow with four legs is a cow.

A cow with five legs, a bull?

A cow with six legs, is a cow joke that's getting ridiculous...

I think someone played this trivia jokes on me once, but I just couldn't remember right off hand.....How did I do?

frodar
10-12-2004, 01:19 AM
Whoaw!

diddle
10-13-2004, 04:17 PM
Very good Mr P, I knew you could do it.