Mr. Pitiful
10-10-2004, 10:56 PM
In San Salvador, drunk drivers can be punished by death before a firing squad.
In Pennsylvania, Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
In seventeenth-century Japan, no citizen was allowed to leave the country on penalty of death. Anyone caught coming or going without permission was executed on the spot.
In Somalia, Africa, it's been decreed illegal to carry old chewing gum stuck on the tip of your nose.
Life's little rules
1. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
2. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
3. I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.
4. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
5. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
:eek:
In Pennsylvania, Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
In seventeenth-century Japan, no citizen was allowed to leave the country on penalty of death. Anyone caught coming or going without permission was executed on the spot.
In Somalia, Africa, it's been decreed illegal to carry old chewing gum stuck on the tip of your nose.
Life's little rules
1. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
2. Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
3. I know God won't give me more than I can handle. I just wish He didn't trust me so much.
4. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
5. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
:eek: