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Mr. Pitiful
10-11-2004, 11:44 PM
Give it your best shot
Why do you need a driver's license to buy booze when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
Why did kamakazi pilots wear crash helmets?
:confused:
frodar
10-12-2004, 01:15 AM
Why, why, why, why ask why?
Why? I just don't know why. Good questions.:o
Mr. Pitiful
10-12-2004, 01:49 AM
Yes Y?
breezyyb
10-12-2004, 07:02 AM
why is it that you park your car in a driveway and drive your car on the parkway??
why do stores open 24/7 have locks on the doors??
why is it that when men sllep around there heros and when women sleep around there sluts??:eek:
Mr. Pitiful
10-12-2004, 11:01 AM
Breeze if you answer my questions, I'll answer your's....:)
Why do you need a driver's license to buy booze when you can't drink and drive?
We should have enough sense not to.
Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food? Could be that the cat is a vegetarian
Why did kamakazi pilots wear crash helmets? They want to be prepared.
Are there really any right or wrong answers to these questions????? :D
Mr. Pitiful
10-12-2004, 04:03 PM
No there's no right or wrong answers to these questions.....there're more like common sense. Like you said,, one should know better not to drive and drink, although,for some, I guess there's what they lack, common sense.
and about the cat food, I've yet to know of a cat that's vegetarian, although it is a good answer. but then, what would mouse flavoured food taste like?
and the kamakazi, well I suppose they still believe that there would be a slight chance to survive a crash, I guess.
Mr. Pitiful
10-12-2004, 04:38 PM
Ok, Breeze....Here are the answers to your questions... The reason why you park your car in the driveway and drive on the parkway is because the guy who originated those names, which happens to be my next door neighbor, was going through a killer hangover and just got his "Way's" mixed up...
And the reason that doors have locks on 24 hr. convenient stores are because the doors look much prettier with locks on them, besides having a handle to open them. It just gives the illusion that with locks the store looks safer, and also in case the attendant has to go to the john they can lock the door. Or perhaps it would give the hold-up guy a feeling of security when he holds up the store, he can have them lock up. and do his thing without intrusions.
And the last one, well it's a Macho thing, I suppose. But I've never been referred to as hero. Not that I've done that now as an adult, perhaps in my younger un-married years, The more girls you slept with the more macho and popular you were. Besides a Male Slut, just doesn't have that ring to it.
Ok, those are my answers, I just hope I didn't hurt anybody's feelings. But you got to know me to know that I'M JUST A WILD AND CRAZY GUY...
breezyyb
10-12-2004, 05:49 PM
why is it that the skipper (from Gilligans island),never lost any weight during his 15 yrs stay on the island??:confused: hehe
Mr. Pitiful
10-12-2004, 10:31 PM
Because he ate a lot of coconuts? well actually all he had to do was go to the set's canteen and pig out. I saw one the other day, that said that if the scientist could make a radio out of a coconut. Why couldn't he just a repair a hole on the skipper's boat, which makes a lot of sense. But it was a good program, one of my favorites.