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Mr. Pitiful
10-11-2004, 11:27 PM
Tampa police officers working as security for Buccaneers let friends and relatives sit in seats that they had confiscated after arrests of scalpers trying to sell game tickets.


Ronald Preston McPike a psychiatrist who police say wiped excrement on dollar bills and used it to pay a parking ticket has now been charged with harassment of a public official.

Saloon Ole Mewet returned home after being with a new girlfriend was beaten up by his wife just after he drifted off to sleep. After hitting her husband and knocking out his front teeth, Mrs Mewet bit off his testicles and despite his struggles when he awoke, chewed off his penis.

(Words of Wisdom)
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
(Useless Junk)
According to a 1995 survey, 7 out of 10 British dogs get Christmas gifts from their owners.

The average American family views television six hours each day.

About two hundred babies are born worldwide every minute.

Nobody yet has explained satisfactorily why couples who marry in January, February, and March tend to have the highest divorce rates.

Your statistical chance of being murdered is one in twenty thousand.

If you earn twenty thousand dollars a year, one minute of your time is worth a little more than seventeen cents.

So now you know, Whoopie!!!
:o

Ladybug
10-12-2004, 04:01 AM
These are good Mr P.

Another hit me thinks. :D

breezyyb
10-12-2004, 05:47 AM
A good friend will come bail you out of jail....
But a TRUE friend will be sitting
next to you saying....
"DAMN...we f**ked up!!"

Mr. Pitiful
10-12-2004, 09:58 AM
Thanks Kel....I'm glad you liked them. I agree on that one, Breeze..