Mr. Pitiful
10-12-2004, 11:59 PM
Scientist Tim Long says El Paso Texas sweatiest US City producing (http://www.brainhop.com/?articleid=1554) enough sweat in 4 hours to fill a swimming pool. For the dubious honor El Paso Mayor Joe Wardy will receive a years supply of Red Zone antiperspirant from Old Spice
Cyndi Lauper performing at a concert sponsored by a radio station WXKS when a bird relieved itself over her head as she was singing a high note landing in her mouth.
More usless facts
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break his former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a rather large hole in his stomach.
A drunk security man asked a colleague at the Moscow bank they were guarding to stab his bullet-proof vest to see if it would protected him against a knife attack. It didn't, and the 25-year-old guard died of a heart wound.
A San Diego man sued the city for emotional trauma during a concert when he saw women using the men's rest room.
Rules of Life
4. It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
5. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
6. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
7. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
8. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
;)
Cyndi Lauper performing at a concert sponsored by a radio station WXKS when a bird relieved itself over her head as she was singing a high note landing in her mouth.
More usless facts
An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break his former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a rather large hole in his stomach.
A drunk security man asked a colleague at the Moscow bank they were guarding to stab his bullet-proof vest to see if it would protected him against a knife attack. It didn't, and the 25-year-old guard died of a heart wound.
A San Diego man sued the city for emotional trauma during a concert when he saw women using the men's rest room.
Rules of Life
4. It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
5. Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
6. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
7. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
8. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
;)