Mr. Pitiful
10-13-2004, 10:51 PM
Carlos Flores-Diaz an illegal alien arrested in Sears store at Merritt Square Mall after security officers witnessed the man pleasuring himself in the men's section of the store.
Jackie Williams, of Valentine, the proprietor of the portable Potato Hut at Madison County Fair and Rodeo selling fries made of bull's testicles. Nine out of 10 fair-goers still want to do a taste test after they find out.
;)
Chicago: A man was wanted for throwing bricks through jewelry store windows and making off with the loot. He was arrested last night after throwing a brick into a Plexiglas window...the brick bounced back, hit him in the head and knocked him cold until the police got there.
Portsmouth, RI: Police charged Gregory Rosa, 25, with a string of vending machine robberies in January when he: 1. fled from police inexplicably when they spotted him loitering around a vending machine and 2. later tried to post his $400 bail in coins.
When Stan Caddell wanted to wash his Chevrolet, he backed the car into a foot of water in the Mississippi River at Hannibal,
Missouri. When he got out to clean the car, it floated away. Police were able to retrieve the vehicle some distance downstream. According to an officer on the scene, no action would be taken against the driver because "you can't ticket a guy for being stupid..."
Did you know?
In Pakistan, it is rude to show the soles of your feet or point a foot when you are sitting on the floor.
It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland.
During the reign of Catherine I of Russia, the rules for parties stipulated that no man was to get drunk before 9 o'clock and ladies weren't to get drunk at any hour.
In 1845 Boston had an ordinance banning bathing unless you had a doctor's prescription.
Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.
Sayings that make you think twice
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Jackie Williams, of Valentine, the proprietor of the portable Potato Hut at Madison County Fair and Rodeo selling fries made of bull's testicles. Nine out of 10 fair-goers still want to do a taste test after they find out.
;)
Chicago: A man was wanted for throwing bricks through jewelry store windows and making off with the loot. He was arrested last night after throwing a brick into a Plexiglas window...the brick bounced back, hit him in the head and knocked him cold until the police got there.
Portsmouth, RI: Police charged Gregory Rosa, 25, with a string of vending machine robberies in January when he: 1. fled from police inexplicably when they spotted him loitering around a vending machine and 2. later tried to post his $400 bail in coins.
When Stan Caddell wanted to wash his Chevrolet, he backed the car into a foot of water in the Mississippi River at Hannibal,
Missouri. When he got out to clean the car, it floated away. Police were able to retrieve the vehicle some distance downstream. According to an officer on the scene, no action would be taken against the driver because "you can't ticket a guy for being stupid..."
Did you know?
In Pakistan, it is rude to show the soles of your feet or point a foot when you are sitting on the floor.
It was once against the law to slam your car door in a city in Switzerland.
During the reign of Catherine I of Russia, the rules for parties stipulated that no man was to get drunk before 9 o'clock and ladies weren't to get drunk at any hour.
In 1845 Boston had an ordinance banning bathing unless you had a doctor's prescription.
Hypnotism is banned by public schools in San Diego.
Sayings that make you think twice
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?