Mr. Pitiful
10-18-2004, 11:17 PM
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
There will be music in the air for you today my Ramy friend. You ask from where?, I have no idea. But you might have left your car radio on. Either that, or you neighbor is throwing on a *****ing party…and you weren’t invited.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Ladies beware of all types of reptiles today, that includes your boyfriend. Men your best bet is to hook up with that lady Virgo for companionship, they are the only one’s that can handle a horney bull.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You will be envied for those beautiful green with polka dot shoes that you got on special at Payless. Obviously that Bogo thing has got to you too.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Good day to curl up with a good cook, oops, I meant a good book. Later, you will build a fort out of your furniture and some sheets, and shoot rubber bands at your cat, but beware the cat might not take so lightly, Enjoy.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Try to avoid nibbling on things today. Despite recent developments, and the new cologne he has on, you don't actually know your friend that well yet. Men, you can go ahead and nibble her, she didn’t shower, so let’s see how long you can take it…
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Good day to make a face like a rodent, and hold your paws up in front of your chest. When someone asks what you are doing, chitter and pee on their feet and scurry away.
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Today you will make a bold fashion statement, which will eventually become a trend and sweep the nation. "Executive Skink", you'll call it.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Good day to wear tropical fruit on your head, lots of make-up and dance the conga all the way to work, that will surely defeat the monotony of the every day routine.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You will believe a completely rediculous hoax about a computer virus call the Headless Worm on a Black Horse, today, you will even consider retiring your computer for good, but it will be a joke played on you, and everyone will tease you mercilessly.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Today you will find a note, folded into quarters, and torn from a steno pad. Surprisingly, it will refer to you. Even more surprisingly, it will refer to you as the object of adoration, someone whom the note's author wishes to engage in "snuggle bunnies" with. Sadly, it will be impossible to determine who wrote it, cause it’s in Japanese, and nothing will ever come of it.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Ooh! Oh. SMACK!! I should have warned you. I'm sorry. That darn pesky fly. Now it’s all smeared on my monitor…
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You will receive a painful bonk on the head today, from another head while picking up what you had dropped on the floor. Don’t you hate when that happens?.
Have a Great Day!!
There will be music in the air for you today my Ramy friend. You ask from where?, I have no idea. But you might have left your car radio on. Either that, or you neighbor is throwing on a *****ing party…and you weren’t invited.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Ladies beware of all types of reptiles today, that includes your boyfriend. Men your best bet is to hook up with that lady Virgo for companionship, they are the only one’s that can handle a horney bull.
Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
You will be envied for those beautiful green with polka dot shoes that you got on special at Payless. Obviously that Bogo thing has got to you too.
Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Good day to curl up with a good cook, oops, I meant a good book. Later, you will build a fort out of your furniture and some sheets, and shoot rubber bands at your cat, but beware the cat might not take so lightly, Enjoy.
Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Try to avoid nibbling on things today. Despite recent developments, and the new cologne he has on, you don't actually know your friend that well yet. Men, you can go ahead and nibble her, she didn’t shower, so let’s see how long you can take it…
Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Good day to make a face like a rodent, and hold your paws up in front of your chest. When someone asks what you are doing, chitter and pee on their feet and scurry away.
Libra (September 22 - October 22)
Today you will make a bold fashion statement, which will eventually become a trend and sweep the nation. "Executive Skink", you'll call it.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Good day to wear tropical fruit on your head, lots of make-up and dance the conga all the way to work, that will surely defeat the monotony of the every day routine.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
You will believe a completely rediculous hoax about a computer virus call the Headless Worm on a Black Horse, today, you will even consider retiring your computer for good, but it will be a joke played on you, and everyone will tease you mercilessly.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Today you will find a note, folded into quarters, and torn from a steno pad. Surprisingly, it will refer to you. Even more surprisingly, it will refer to you as the object of adoration, someone whom the note's author wishes to engage in "snuggle bunnies" with. Sadly, it will be impossible to determine who wrote it, cause it’s in Japanese, and nothing will ever come of it.
Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Ooh! Oh. SMACK!! I should have warned you. I'm sorry. That darn pesky fly. Now it’s all smeared on my monitor…
Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
You will receive a painful bonk on the head today, from another head while picking up what you had dropped on the floor. Don’t you hate when that happens?.
Have a Great Day!!