Mr. Pitiful
10-26-2004, 01:02 AM
AL Green going onstage to perform at the Apollo in a resplendent
white tuxedo realized that his fly was open compounding the problem, the soul singer very apparently wasn't wearing underwear causing the Reverend to do a little shimmy and promptly zipped
Norm Price Canadian inventor of the bottle-cap lure, a beer bottle
cap pinched together with tiny ball bearings inside, a hook attached to one end tells manufacturers "In your face. I don't need a license to recycle your trash." after being warned there going to sue him.
USS Virginia nuclear-powered $2.2 billion submarine commissioned
that was specifically designed for post-Cold War security threats. The 377-foot-long sub is the first to be built without a periscope, using a high-resolution digital camera instead.
Dumb things people do...
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted. The judged ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.
A man was arrested for stealing a car. When he was taken to court for his arraignment the judge asked, how do you plead? Instead of saying guilty or not guilty the man said: "Before we go any further, judge, let me explain why I stole the car." The judge ruled in record time.
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
After drinking a little too much, Stewart Butcher went to sleep on a West Virginia railroad track. A while later, something woke him-- a 15 car coal train. "I raised up," said Stewart, "and it knocked me out..."
Useless Facts
It's a myth that owls don't hunt in the daytime because they can't see in daylight. It's just that rats and mice, the main items on owl menus, are most active after dark.
Many sailors believe a cat on board a ship means a lucky trip.
The mythical Scottish town of Brigadoon appears for one day every 100 years.
January is named for the Roman god Janus.
Influenza got its name from that fact that people believed the disease was because of the evil "influence" of stars.
During the middle ages, it was widely believed that men had one less rib than woman. This is because of the story in the Bible that Eve had been created out of Adam's rib.
The seven deadly sins (sins serious enough to kill one's soul) are currently anger, envy, pride, sloth, lust, gluttony, and covetousness. They haven't always been so, however
So Now You Know.
Have a Great Day.
:)
white tuxedo realized that his fly was open compounding the problem, the soul singer very apparently wasn't wearing underwear causing the Reverend to do a little shimmy and promptly zipped
Norm Price Canadian inventor of the bottle-cap lure, a beer bottle
cap pinched together with tiny ball bearings inside, a hook attached to one end tells manufacturers "In your face. I don't need a license to recycle your trash." after being warned there going to sue him.
USS Virginia nuclear-powered $2.2 billion submarine commissioned
that was specifically designed for post-Cold War security threats. The 377-foot-long sub is the first to be built without a periscope, using a high-resolution digital camera instead.
Dumb things people do...
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out.
A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted. The judged ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.
A man was arrested for stealing a car. When he was taken to court for his arraignment the judge asked, how do you plead? Instead of saying guilty or not guilty the man said: "Before we go any further, judge, let me explain why I stole the car." The judge ruled in record time.
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
After drinking a little too much, Stewart Butcher went to sleep on a West Virginia railroad track. A while later, something woke him-- a 15 car coal train. "I raised up," said Stewart, "and it knocked me out..."
Useless Facts
It's a myth that owls don't hunt in the daytime because they can't see in daylight. It's just that rats and mice, the main items on owl menus, are most active after dark.
Many sailors believe a cat on board a ship means a lucky trip.
The mythical Scottish town of Brigadoon appears for one day every 100 years.
January is named for the Roman god Janus.
Influenza got its name from that fact that people believed the disease was because of the evil "influence" of stars.
During the middle ages, it was widely believed that men had one less rib than woman. This is because of the story in the Bible that Eve had been created out of Adam's rib.
The seven deadly sins (sins serious enough to kill one's soul) are currently anger, envy, pride, sloth, lust, gluttony, and covetousness. They haven't always been so, however
So Now You Know.
Have a Great Day.
:)