Mr. Pitiful
11-08-2004, 11:12 PM
Cock Hotel Owners Gary and Eileen Roberts feared there PUB cat Trixie was ill when she started behaving strangely but a vet discovered she had trouble standing up because she was almost permanently drunk, after going into rehab Trixie recovered.
Andrew Veal a 25-year-old man from Georgia who was apparently distraught over President Bush re-election shot and killed himself with a shotgun at ground zero.
Michael Donald Marshall arrested after trying to rob Bank of America that was still under construction demanding $500 from the tellers but was told the bank wasn't open for business and there was no money.
Claud Gipson-Reynolds intoxicated gets his car stuck in mud, steals a fire truck by crashing it through firehouse garage door to push his car out of the mud, gets the fire truck stuck calls a tow truck from the fire truck radio gets arrested.
Dumb Laws
In Milan, Italy, when an operator dialed a wrong number, the phone company fined the operator.
In Hartford Connecticut, it is illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on Sundays.
In December 1997, the state of Nevada (USA) became the first state to pass legislation categorizing Y2K data disasters as "acts of God"— protecting the state from lawsuits that may potentially be brought against it by residents in the year 2000.
Useless
The words were tattooed across the forehead of Wayne Black, a suspected thief. When confronted by police, Black insisted he wasn't Wayne Black. To prove it, he stood in front of a mirror and insisted he was Kcalb Enyaw.
Facts
In the United States, deaf people have safer driving records than hearing people nationally.
One-fourth of the world's population lives on less than $200 a year. Ninety million people survive on less than $75 a year.
In the famous Parker Brothers game "Monopoly," the space on which a player has the greatest statistical chance of landing is Illinois Avenue. This is followed by the B&O Railroad, Free Parking, Tennessee Avenue, New York Avenue and the Reading Railroad.
Burns are second only to traffic accidents as the cause of accidental loss of life in the U.S.: about 6,000 fatal burns a year.
The U.S produces 19% of the world's trash. The annual contribution includes 20 billion disposable diapers, 2 billion razors and 1.7 billion pens
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Andrew Veal a 25-year-old man from Georgia who was apparently distraught over President Bush re-election shot and killed himself with a shotgun at ground zero.
Michael Donald Marshall arrested after trying to rob Bank of America that was still under construction demanding $500 from the tellers but was told the bank wasn't open for business and there was no money.
Claud Gipson-Reynolds intoxicated gets his car stuck in mud, steals a fire truck by crashing it through firehouse garage door to push his car out of the mud, gets the fire truck stuck calls a tow truck from the fire truck radio gets arrested.
Dumb Laws
In Milan, Italy, when an operator dialed a wrong number, the phone company fined the operator.
In Hartford Connecticut, it is illegal for a husband to kiss his wife on Sundays.
In December 1997, the state of Nevada (USA) became the first state to pass legislation categorizing Y2K data disasters as "acts of God"— protecting the state from lawsuits that may potentially be brought against it by residents in the year 2000.
Useless
The words were tattooed across the forehead of Wayne Black, a suspected thief. When confronted by police, Black insisted he wasn't Wayne Black. To prove it, he stood in front of a mirror and insisted he was Kcalb Enyaw.
Facts
In the United States, deaf people have safer driving records than hearing people nationally.
One-fourth of the world's population lives on less than $200 a year. Ninety million people survive on less than $75 a year.
In the famous Parker Brothers game "Monopoly," the space on which a player has the greatest statistical chance of landing is Illinois Avenue. This is followed by the B&O Railroad, Free Parking, Tennessee Avenue, New York Avenue and the Reading Railroad.
Burns are second only to traffic accidents as the cause of accidental loss of life in the U.S.: about 6,000 fatal burns a year.
The U.S produces 19% of the world's trash. The annual contribution includes 20 billion disposable diapers, 2 billion razors and 1.7 billion pens
:D