frodar
11-22-2004, 10:25 AM
A Kentucky farmer is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his
cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just
produced a typical Kentucky baby boy, weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
farmer just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks...like I said, my
boy's a typical Kentucky baby boy.
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of
"WOW"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the
father of that typical Kentucky baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't
you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We
were gonna call you; so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed
25 pounds the day he was born."
The farmer takes a slow swig from his long-neck beer, wipes his lips on his
shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him
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cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just
produced a typical Kentucky baby boy, weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
farmer just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks...like I said, my
boy's a typical Kentucky baby boy.
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of
"WOW"! were heard. One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the
father of that typical Kentucky baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth, aren't
you? Everybody's been makin' bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. We
were gonna call you; so how much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed
25 pounds the day he was born."
The farmer takes a slow swig from his long-neck beer, wipes his lips on his
shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him
circumcised http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_21.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001_ZNxmk144YYUS)