frodar
11-26-2004, 06:43 PM
> The young bride approached her waiting husband on their wedding night
> and demanded $20 for their first love making encounter. In his highly
> aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each
time
> they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way
for
> her to buy new clothes, etc.
>
> Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very
> drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of
> financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a
50
> year old executive.
>
> Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for
30
> years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking
> lot, she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock
> certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that
he
> was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30
years
> she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result
of
> her investments.
>
> By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the
> car.
>
> She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he
replied,
> "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my
> business!"
>
> Men have no idea when to keep their mouths shut
> and demanded $20 for their first love making encounter. In his highly
> aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each
time
> they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way
for
> her to buy new clothes, etc.
>
> Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very
> drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of
> financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a
50
> year old executive.
>
> Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for
30
> years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking
> lot, she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock
> certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that
he
> was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30
years
> she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result
of
> her investments.
>
> By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the
> car.
>
> She asked him why the disappointment at such good news and he
replied,
> "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my
> business!"
>
> Men have no idea when to keep their mouths shut