my blonde joke

[wildfire]

One day 3 blondes were lost in the forest when the came across a raging river. The first blonde looked at the river and said "boy if i was 10 times smarter i would be able to find away across the river". Unknown to her she was stood under a wishing tree and as soon as she said it she became 10 times smarter and spotted a hollowed out log and used it as a boat and got safely across the river. The second blonde saw what happened and stood under the tree and said "i wish i was 100 times smarter". As soon as she said this she became 100 times smarter and saw a vine hanging from the tree and swung across the river safely. The third blonde was very impressed and stood under the tree and said "i wish i was 1000 times smarter". As soon as she said it she turned into a man and used the bridge to cross the river.

I can tell this joke as i am a natural blonde

[hotbars]

That's a good one! I love blonde jokes :)

[wildfire]

so do i and i can tell them without being prejudice as i am a natural blonde but i must be getting smarter cos my hair is getting darker

[Ladybug]

Paula, your hair is only getting darker cos of the hair dye sweetie.

Can you tell I'm a brunette?

[wildfire]

:D kel i am not old enough to need hair dye yet but when i do you will have to give me the make and number of yours:p

[FunnyDude]

Haa ha!! Great blonde joke!

[Ladybug]

Paula can't you tell by the artfully placed white (grey) highlights, this is all natural?

You will pay for that one btw. :D

[wildfire]

kel i am always paying so i have to get my digs in when i can

[Mr. Pitiful]

Hey I heard shoe polish works too, it's cheaper. lol. Just kidding, don't try it. take from experience.

[oliver]

you can say the blondes are lovely, but never stupid, acrossing the river through a bridge might not the best method after all.

[oliver]

but without any prejudice, the joke is good.