FunnyDude
04-01-2005, 09:08 PM
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for
social security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify
his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at
home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left
his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The
woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opened his shirt revealing lots
of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof
enough for me," and she processed his social security application.
When he got home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience
at the social security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants,
you might have gotten disability, too.
social security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify
his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at
home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left
his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The
woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opened his shirt revealing lots
of curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof
enough for me," and she processed his social security application.
When he got home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience
at the social security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants,
you might have gotten disability, too.