FunnyDude
08-10-2004, 09:38 PM
Two women go out one Friday night without their husbands.
As they head back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk,
they felt the urge to pee.
They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and
drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.
The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took
off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them.
The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of
my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the
phone, and one says to the other:
"We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to
no good last night, my wife came home without her panties"
The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card
stuck to her butt that read: "We will never forget you".
As they head back home, right before dawn, both of them drunk,
they felt the urge to pee.
They noticed the only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and
drunk, they stopped and decided to go there anyway.
The first one did not have anything to clean herself with, so she took
off her panties and used them to clean herself and discarded them.
The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm not getting rid of
my panties..." so she used the ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to each other on the
phone, and one says to the other:
"We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these two were up to
no good last night, my wife came home without her panties"
The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home with a card
stuck to her butt that read: "We will never forget you".