Kentucky Headhunters

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How can you tell if a Kentucky redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Kentucky to 32?

It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Kentucky?

Documentaries
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Where was the toothbrush invented?

Kentucky. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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Did you hear about the $3 million Kentucky State Lottery?

The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor's mansion in Kentucky burned down!

Yep Pert' near took out the whole trailer park.
The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn't even finished
coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in Kentucky.

When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"

and the driver replies "Bout wut?"
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