Mr. Pitiful
09-01-2004, 02:26 PM
Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Put all your eggs in three baskets, today - metaphorically speaking, of course. You can kiss your first two baskets goodbye. Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Later this week you'll feel much like Scarlet O'Hara did, when she said, "I'll never be hungry again!" Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Someone will ask you if you'd like some "fresh ground pepper" on your salad. Personally (this may be just a "Ron" thing), I always say "yes" to people carrying a baseball bat, outside a playing field. Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You will feel an odd compulsion to stack books, symmetrically, in the public library. Try to resist it. Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You will try to alleviate the boredom you feel by making something creative with twine. Fortunately, it will work, but you'll need a lot of twine. Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will be harassed by cats today. Hungry, irritable cats. Libra (September 22 - October 22)
You are about to start a band, with friends, which will be called "Rainy Daze." You will choose that name primarily because one of your group simply doesn't care for "Clenched Buttocks" as a band name. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Today assa a joke, you willa make fun ofa how somebody talk. You willa get beata up. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Today old Beatles songs will be playing everywhere you go. Eventually this will make you twist and shout, until you work it all out. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Today you will find yourself wondering why a shampoo that "tingles" would be better at preventing dandruff than one which doesn't. It's that sort of intellectual undertaking which has earned you your well-deserved reputation. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Good time to consider capitalizing on the wave of 70's nostalgia that is sweeping the land. Why not try making shag carpeting? At least you should sit around in your beanbag chairs and discuss it. Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Ah ha! You will finally have an opportunity to use the word "plumbaginous" in casual conversation today! You will be discussing either bicycles or aircraft, at the time.
:D
Put all your eggs in three baskets, today - metaphorically speaking, of course. You can kiss your first two baskets goodbye. Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Later this week you'll feel much like Scarlet O'Hara did, when she said, "I'll never be hungry again!" Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
Someone will ask you if you'd like some "fresh ground pepper" on your salad. Personally (this may be just a "Ron" thing), I always say "yes" to people carrying a baseball bat, outside a playing field. Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
You will feel an odd compulsion to stack books, symmetrically, in the public library. Try to resist it. Leo (July 23 - August 22)
You will try to alleviate the boredom you feel by making something creative with twine. Fortunately, it will work, but you'll need a lot of twine. Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
You will be harassed by cats today. Hungry, irritable cats. Libra (September 22 - October 22)
You are about to start a band, with friends, which will be called "Rainy Daze." You will choose that name primarily because one of your group simply doesn't care for "Clenched Buttocks" as a band name. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
Today assa a joke, you willa make fun ofa how somebody talk. You willa get beata up. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Today old Beatles songs will be playing everywhere you go. Eventually this will make you twist and shout, until you work it all out. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20)
Today you will find yourself wondering why a shampoo that "tingles" would be better at preventing dandruff than one which doesn't. It's that sort of intellectual undertaking which has earned you your well-deserved reputation. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18)
Good time to consider capitalizing on the wave of 70's nostalgia that is sweeping the land. Why not try making shag carpeting? At least you should sit around in your beanbag chairs and discuss it. Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
Ah ha! You will finally have an opportunity to use the word "plumbaginous" in casual conversation today! You will be discussing either bicycles or aircraft, at the time.
:D