wildfire
09-01-2004, 04:02 PM
A husband bought his wife home a beautiful parrot for her birthday pressie and told her to look after it well as it had no legs and he felt so sorry for it. She promised she would.
The next day he got up and uncovered the birdcage and the parrot was sat on his perch holding on with his willy"make sure u look after the bird won't u" he said. "ok" said his wife.
That evening he got home and found the parrot laying on the floor of his cage.
"oh my god r u ok"he said and much to his surprise the parrot answered"yep"
so the man said "what happened y r u on the floor of your cage"
"well" said the parrot "after u went this morning the milkman came round"
"ok" said the man rather confused"but y r u lying on the floor of your cage"
"the milk man came in the sitting room and started to kiss your wife, then he started to take off her top, then he undid her bra and she started to undress him"
by this time the man was worried but told the bird to continue.
"then he layed down on the sofa and she started saying his name so i turned round to look"
"what happened then" SAID THE MAN
"I dunno" said the bird "i fell off my perch"
The next day he got up and uncovered the birdcage and the parrot was sat on his perch holding on with his willy"make sure u look after the bird won't u" he said. "ok" said his wife.
That evening he got home and found the parrot laying on the floor of his cage.
"oh my god r u ok"he said and much to his surprise the parrot answered"yep"
so the man said "what happened y r u on the floor of your cage"
"well" said the parrot "after u went this morning the milkman came round"
"ok" said the man rather confused"but y r u lying on the floor of your cage"
"the milk man came in the sitting room and started to kiss your wife, then he started to take off her top, then he undid her bra and she started to undress him"
by this time the man was worried but told the bird to continue.
"then he layed down on the sofa and she started saying his name so i turned round to look"
"what happened then" SAID THE MAN
"I dunno" said the bird "i fell off my perch"