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localguy
07-01-2006, 09:50 PM
Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings


PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb.









http://www.hotbars.net/forum/cid:001301c61d5d$67bd2190$6601a8c0@Vic

Employer's response:......


Dear Peggy May,

It's OK honey, we've got spell check

lynn
07-02-2006, 11:21 AM
Good one localguy! :D I wonder what the picture looked like?

megamoose
07-16-2006, 06:55 AM
This is the picture that is supposed to go with it :P It's a blond joke ;)

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/2598/resumefn3.jpg

Markhttp://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=resumefn3.jpg

lynn
07-17-2006, 02:30 PM
The bigger they are, the harder they fall! :D