Introduce Yourself!

[Dr. K]

Hotbars is currently taking applications for forum moderators.
If you enjoy meeting people and would like to help a community of fun loving people, then apply by posting or contact me via pm.

Chaz

[Danielle]

hey Chaz . . .
just checked out the site . . .
and its kinda cool . . .
Congratulations!
can i apply as a Forum Moderator?
:o

[Dr. K]

Hi Danielle!
Welcome to Hotbars Forums!
We will be delighted to accept your application :)

Chaz

[FunnyDude]

Hi Danielle! FunnyDude here! Glad to see ya :)

[Danielle]

glad to see all of you here too . . .
and very happy to join the group . . .
:)

[Mr. Pitiful]

Hi, I'm Mr. Pitiful....But you can call me Mundo, I just want to say that I'm very pleased to meet you all, the one's I haven't met yet. Hi !!I'm mostly a clown, and like to kid around some, well a lot. So ladys please bare with me, ;)

[uncleobie]

hello, i'm new here and am called uncleobie. if you want to know anything about me (can't imagine why you would, but if you have time to kill) just ask and i'll talk your ears off

[FunnyDude]

Hi Uncle Obie, Glad to have you here!

[Danielle]

Welcome uncleobie . . .
hope you'll like it here @ hotbars . . .
btw, what are your interests?

[Brinda]

hi there My name is Brinda I am from West Virginia I have two teenagers a daughter name sharon who is 18 and in the army and the other is shaun and is in the tenth grade this year he is 16. I am in to cooking and painting I love rock and country music.
How about you all

[Mr. Pitiful]

Hi Brinda!! and Welcome....I'm Cold Bars he he he, no, just kidding. I'm Mundo, or Mr. Pitiful.

[Forbiddenangel]

Hi Brinda!!! ......I'm Forbiddenangel but my name is Jessica

[hotbars]

Hi Brinda! Hi Jessica! Welcome to Hotbars Forum!

An 18 year old woman in the army? Wow! You must be very proud Brinda.

Hotbars

[Danielle]

Welcome to hotbars Brinda and Jessica . . .
as you've noticed . . .
our [Hotbars, Mundo, myself and the rest of the gang over here] main interest is to make this forum as enjoyable and interesting to everyone . . .
we do try our best and we do hope you'll like it here . . .
:) :) :)

[sweetdall]

hiya my name is Angelisha, I'm 21 yrs old and have a 9 month old daughter Joslynn,and have been married for sometime.I'm very happy with my family.we're from Alabama. Its sorta boring in this part of town. lol

[Mr. Pitiful]

Hi Angelisha, Wow you're young, and with a daughter already. Well that's good, welcome to Hotbars, and you don't have to be bored anymore, just stick around here. I'll make sure to make you laugh. Even if I have go all the way to Alabama and tickle you.,lol. just kidding.:)

[hotbars]

Hi Sweetdall, Welcome to Hotbars Net!!!!

I love alabama, especially the coast :)

Hotbars

[Mr. Pitiful]

I love Alabama too. Is that in the U.S.? ha ha ha ha, just kidding. I like their Southern Comfort. (The drink) I once drove through Burningham Alabama. Tasty....:)

[wildfire]

hiya folks i am wildfire forum looks gr8 just wot i need a good laugh as the summer hols are just finishing and the kids r back to school

[hotbars]

Hi Wildfire! Welcome to Hotbars Forums!

How many kids you have?

[wildfire]

i have 6 kids aged from 2 to 11

[Mr. Pitiful]

Hi Wildfire....Listen, I got a question for you, don't you have a TV? (just kidding) But I'll admit you've been busy...Well good luck. :)

[wildfire]

i had a tv and a video mr pitiful that was the problem

[Mr. Pitiful]

Oh, video, yeah, that can be a problem. So were they out of children's movie's? Ok, I'm being pushy. But that's alright, as long as you're happy. Myself I raised four, and they are all gone and married. I got five grandchildren as a result of it.

[wildfire]

i love my kids to death when they are asleep. shame i have to put up with a husband too but someone has to give me a break from the kids occasionally(only joking) its the best thing in the world having a large family now we just keep adding animals to the family we have 7 cats and a dog i also work with children and goto college my life is going to be soooo boring when they have all grown up and left home tho.

[Mr. Pitiful]

You still have a long way to go for that. BTW, where are you from?

[wildfire]

dorset in the south of england wot about u

[Mr. Pitiful]

England? Wow....very far from where I'm at.. I'm from the Lone Star State. Texas to be exact. That's in the USA. Down in the west Texas town of El Paso. Ever hear that song???

[wildfire]

nope but we have a brand of food sold down here called old el paso they do nachos and tortillas all that sort of thing and my kids love em

[Mr. Pitiful]

Yep...That place is right here. The Nacho Place. Have you tried the salsa?

[wildfire]

yep its yummy i used to work in a fast food cafe that served all that sort of food it was fun cos we were right next to a night club and when all the drunken lads came in and ordered a tortilla we put loads of chilli sauce on it then had bets if they would eat it or throw up

[Mr. Pitiful]

That sounds like fun. Well for me it's part of my regular diet. Chili with everything I eat. Puts hair in the chest, well that's what they say. Of course for me it's been there but long gone :)

[wildfire]

u need more chilli then

[Mr. Pitiful]

More chili? then I won't have any chest left...

[wildfire]

ok get a wig for your chest or maybe they can do hair transplants they do them for bold heads why not for the chest too

[Mr. Pitiful]

transplant? OUCH!!!!, I'd rather cover my chest. who needs hair there anyway. You have any pictures of yourself posted?

[wildfire]

nope not yet people usually run screaming if i show a piccy

[Mr. Pitiful]

I don't believe that. To have six kids, you must be attractive. Well looking forward to see any piccy whenever you decide. Mine is already there. Just have to guess which one is real and which isn't.

[wildfire]

i will get round to putting one on at some point i expect

[Mr. Pitiful]

Ok, looking forward to it.

[wildfire]

i am going to disapear now and goto bed as i have to be up again in 4 hours hopefully i will chat to you again soon ok

[Mr. Pitiful]

sure thing,. and thanks again for the chat, I really enjoyed it....

[wildfire]

no probs good night

[Mr. Pitiful]

Goodnight.....cheerios, or that sort of thing.

[hotbars]

I love chilli too! Not too hot and with no beans :)

[Ladybug]

When you're back on Wildfire, I always run away from you screaming and I don't have a photo of ya.

See ya soon Babe. BTW she's by best mate really.

Kel xx

[hotbars]

Hey Ladybug,
Welcome to the Forums!

[wildfire]

cheers kel love u too with friends like u who needs enemies. have u found that nice cardigan that lady gave u that does up at the back yet.

[Ladybug]

I got two now, one really nice white one, and the nice lady gave me a red one as well. lol

[Ladybug]

Hi Hotbars, nice place you got here.

[M_IS_4_MARIE]

HI, MY NAME IS MARIE. IM 41 YEARS OLD AND A MOTHER OF 5 CHILDREN. I LIVE IN PHOENIX ARIZONA. JUST WANTED TO POP IN TO INTRODUCE MYSELF TO EVERYONE.

[Mr. Pitiful]

Hi Marie, I'm from El Paso, Texas. we're almost neighbors. Welcome to Hotbars. My name is Mundo dot com. and I'm coolbars.

[wildfire]

ok kel i think your becoming an avid collector now then 2 whole cardigans that do up at the back wow

[Mr. Pitiful]

So what's a cardigan? that does what in the back? Wondering minds need to know. :)

[Ladybug]

She means those nice white cardi's they let you wear in the padded rooms.

They do up at the back.



(straightjackets) lol

Now wandering minds know.

Lb

[innocent]

i am innocent wogu from Nigeria
have a nice day guys.

[FunnyDude]

Hi Innocent, welcome aboard!

[Mr. Pitiful]

Hello Innocent, what's a wogu?

[tracy]

nowt wot wong u???

[tracy]

hello...i not got a clue wot i doing??????...i tracy and would like to say a big hi to every one!!!...and hope i do this right and you get this message..(and i a bad speller...please forgive!!!)lol

[tracy]

i doing it wrong or no-one there??????????

[tracy]

Mmmmmm!!!...mabe i try again later!!!!!????...i think i talking to myself.....nowt new there then!!!!lol

[tracy]

why it say i a junior member...i not!!!!lol

[tracy]

i really not know wot i doing....i keep writting..and get no reply!!!!!....is there any body there??????

[tracy]

omg........is any one there!!!!!!...i think i must be doing this all wrong!!!!!!....or every body gone to bed!!!!!!!

[Mr. Pitiful]

Hi Tracy, No you're not alone. But there are certain times when no one is around here. so you just got to try now and then to see who is online. Welcome to Hotbars. I'm Mundo.

[Danielle]

hello tracy . . .
Welcome to hotbars . . .
haven't been here for a while coz i was having connection problems these past week . .
glad to be back once again . . .
name's Danielle . . .
:)

[hotbars]

Hi Tracy,
You must have caught us at a bad time. I live in florida so I have been dodging hurricanes :)

Welcome to the Hotbars Forums!

[BooBooKitty]

Hello to all of you! I live in Texas with my husband and son. I'm between jobs right now .......so I find myself on the net a lot. This looks like a fun place. Hope to get to know some new people and have some laughs.:p

[Mr. Pitiful]

Hello there welcome to Hotbars Forum. It is a funplace and could be more if we get more people to post. I also live in Texas. I'm Mundo, aka Mr. Pitiful. Again Welcome.:)

[diddle]

Hello everyone

I am a missplaced and loving it German native, lived in El Paso for a year or so back in 86, Hi Mundo, in Hinesville, Georgia 10 years ago, and then Long Island and now Central NY.
My Hubby retired from the Army after 21 years, that's what all the moving was about. We have 2 children, 9 and 16, and a dog.
Love to chat and make new friends.
See you around.
TTFN

[Mr. Pitiful]

wow you sure have traveled a lot. Me, never been out of here, for that long. please to meet ya..

[diddle]

That's not the travelling part, that is the moving to and living at part.
Traveled a bit too, Italy, Monaco, Jugoslawia, Austria, Denmark, Holland, and around the US
Soooo many great places and so little time to get to them.
Nice to meet you also.
See you around

[hotbars]

Hi BoBoKitty! Welcome!

[Danielle]

my warm welcome to both boobookitty and diddle . . .
hope you both enjoy yourselves over here . . .

[BooBooKitty]

:) Thanks for the warm welcomes Mr.Pitiful, Hotbars, & Danielle!:p

[diddle]

Yes, thank you for the warm welcome.
Happy to join.

[hotbars]

Wow! A world traveler!
Wish I could visit all those places...

[Mr. Pitiful]

Don't mention it Kitty. And while I'm at it, I want to welcome all the people that have joined, that I have missed giving their welcome, from me. So when do we Party???

[frodar]

Hi everyone. Just thought I'd say I really enjoy all the pictures and the comments. Look forward to meeting everybody.:D

[Mr. Pitiful]

Hello frodar. Welcome to Hotbars. And if you enjoy the pictures and comments, it's going to get better. Welcome...:)

[hotbars]

Hi Frodar.
Welcome aboard!

[breezyyb]

hi...just wanted to check in and say hi....new here so I am not real sure where to go first so I am just checking it out...I would say treading carefully...HA...but I never do that so why start now!! I "spaz" my way through life and so far things have been alreight...
I am the breeze,(breezyyb), and like the song...I just keep blowing down the road..;) ..
I am into tattoos BIG TIME and I am a computer freak...I am in MN and its just starting to get cool here. the Biking is aboout done, so that sucks...but the leaves changing colors are pretty neat. I have kids, but the 2 "monster~babies" are all that are left at home yet.
so give me a holler if you please, I will always answer back, anyone wants to advise me as to the "do's" & "don'ts", feel free.
well....gotta blow.....see ya...peace love & hippy beads...breezyyb

[Mr. Pitiful]

Hi Breeze....well let me the first to welcome you to Hotbars. I'm Mundo, from Texas. It's really nice that you have posted something about yourself. There's a little over 200 members, and yet only a few do post, the rest I guess are too shy, or just waiting for the right time. So make yourself at home. I for one will answer most of the posts that are submitted, but you will notice that my answers will tend to be more on the silly and goofy nature so I hope you do have a good sense of humor. Again Welcome.:)

[sue]

Hi my name is Sue I live in Rockford Illinios and i have 2 boys

[Mr. Pitiful]

Hello Sue...from Illinios...Welcome..Great, now we're getting some participation here.

[frodar]

Hi Breeze,

Glad you joined in. I'm new too, from Billings MT. we're staring to cool down now too, but we might be having another Indian summer again, I hope. How about those Vikings?

frodar
Dar

[frodar]

Greetings Sue,

Glad your online here. It must be getting reeaall cold there. If you folks got pics, send some in. I really enjoy seeing them.

frodar
Dar

[Mr. Pitiful]

Yeah, me too. I want to see what human popsicle looks like....:)

[breezyyb]

hehehe.....human popsicles?? yum~yum! I will have to go "in search of" for any pics of myself...most that I had are pics of my tats...but still have to find those. I am really glad to have hooked it up here...I was getting lonely here.
I have 5 kids...4 boys and 1 girl...my girl is 25...then its, 22,19,10,& 8...so the big kids are out on there own now...only the 2 little brats...er...ummm....I mean little BOYS are left at home!! :eek: so i am off again to check and see about some pics....just one question...
do I have to have clothes on for these pics???;)

[hotbars]

Hi Breeze and Sue, wecome aboard!
Tats sound cool... Clothes would be nice :)

[breezyyb]

hahahaha...not a problem, I did post my pic in the gallery but it hasnt gone through yet, its inthe pics of girls part..

[hotbars]

Yeah, I saw the pic! My God! Is that you? :eek:

Incredible is all I have to say.... Wow!
But it is just a bit on the edge for our audience.
But do try again :)

[Mr. Pitiful]

Wow, Breeze. you are so small. And you look like someone just pinched your hiney. :)

[BooBooKitty]

Hi and hello to all and welcome to the new faces....Frodar, Breezyyb & Sue;) Hope to see more of all of you. Like Mundo said not many post:( We need more chatty people here:p

[Mr. Pitiful]

Yes we need more chatty people. Wildfire and Ladybug, are you all still having your pot of tea?

Regards to Jolly Ole England.

[Ladybug]

We certainly are Mr P.

We're also having some fish and chips. :D

Alright y'all.

Kel xx

[Mr. Pitiful]

Well that's bloody banging great! Matey. This Bloke is now going to lunch...lol. I hope I didn't say something offensive....lol.

[frodar]

Hey Breezyyb,

I say no, but the Moderators might have a different op.
Do you feel lucky?

[frodar]

Come on Hotbars, let's see the pic.

[frodar]

Come on Hotbars, let's see the pic of Breezyyb

[breezyyb]

hi again....I just posted a couple pics and I suppose they have to be ok~ed first. so

hopefully I didnt screw this up. but I managed to get one of my tat pics in..I will try to get more, but its hard to take pictures of tattoos when you cant turn all the way around to see them..see what I can come up with!! haha:D
6am here, my monsters will be up soon..later!!

[hotbars]

Alright! They are up and Posted :)

Nice pics!

[pypes]

hi everyone..hotbars is alot of fun...Keep posting those great pics all. pypes...

[hotbars]

Thanks Pypes!
It is getting better and better all the time :)

[frodar]

Yes, I agree hotbars, and thank you too pypes. Your pic are coooool!! Send more please;)

[RoadKill]

Duh, how thick am I, all the time i've been visiting and I only just found this forum.
Its a pretty cool place and I love to see the pics, especially of all the ladies.
Ive got a few pics posted so I suppose you all know what I look like.
I live in Cleethorpes in the UK and got pointed here by a lady friend who I am not naming because she doesnt like people knowing we know each other.
I think I embarrass her, lol.

[adshuraj777]

LOL, yeah this place is pretty neat.
Nice pics!

[Mr. Pitiful]

Hello adshuraj. Welcome to the bar, I mean Hotbars. So tell us a little bit about yourself. Like where from, what gender, occupation, how many times you shower. lol. Just kidding. You don't have to tell us nothing if you don't want. But you are Welcomed.

[pypes]

Hi again everyone..I forgot to share a little of myself last time,So here we go.I live in northeast Ohio. My occupation is a machinist and welders asst. In my spare time i love to go motorcycle riding,out dancing,or to comedy clubs. Im 40 yrs old.I have an 18 yr.old daughter. Well i hope i introduced myself enough. I Hope everyone has a merry christmas and wonderful New yr.. Smiles to all .....Pypes

[hotbars]

A welder/machinist.. wow! Not many women that can do that. Great going!
Is it starting to get cold up there yet?

[pypes]

Hey there Hotbars. how r ya? Well actually the weathers been real nice..it was 56 today and windy. I dont forsee having a white christmas(bummer).And thanks for the compliment about my job.Its rough and very physical.But i look at as i get a work out all day and get paid.Thats cool. But exhausting(lol). Have a good one,and get some sun rays for me.Take Care . Smiles Pypes.

[Nombre del Usador]

I just want to ogle the picture chicks.

[jimmy]

Looking Forward To Chat.

[Nombre del Usador]

Looking Forward To Chat.Ditto.

Just don't be disappointed; I please the ladies, not the gents. :D

[hotbars]

Hey there Jim, welcome aboard!

[BooBooKitty]

Welcome to all! So sorry that I have not been around to meat and great all of you! Hope everyone is still having fun here;)

[fundude2008]

i am fundude2008, male early 30s, what do you all do for fun? and how do i put oictures on this site, or can i< sure looks like a great site, but need some help. thanks to all, and have a great weekend, :confused: 72941538

[hotbars]

Hi FunDude, just click on the Picture Gallary at the top and then click on the Upload Photo link and follow the instructions.

[fundude2008]

hi all it's not very warm here in indiana, ready for that warm waether, want to strip down and get some sun, i like an all over tan so watch out, lol anyone else like the same as me, would like to meet you and chat or send messages , will do almost anything to please, lol

[fundude2008]

Hi FunDude, just click on the Picture Gallary at the top and then click on the Upload Photo link and follow the instructions. thanks dude and i did it, hope no one is down on my picture, but i am just being myself and honest, thank you alot:)

[dpagan21]

:rolleyes: hello this is my first time on this sight

[irishdali]

:) ~hello~ :)
:DIm KeLLy:D
... WhO dA fUk aRe YoU????

[Georgesexy]

Georgsexy here. Mexican traveller. Keen to meet people in six languages. Ciao !

[Georgesexy]

This is Georgesexy from Mexico City. Willing to meet you if you are a chick. I would love to travel all over with you. It is on me, of course ! Ciao ! Mexican awaiting in six languages. Tschüss !

[hotbars]

Hi George

just a welcome :)

[wildfire]

Hi guys i have finally goty my stupid computer sorted and am back on line so i will be able to catch up on everything thats been goin on

[hotbars]

alright! Wildfire's back :)

[wildfire]

hello peeps long time since i have been on it will b good to catch up
how is everyone

[wildfire]

I think i should bring the newbees who have joined since i have been off up to date with a few facts about me. My name is Paula and i live in Dorset in England i am 32 i have been married for 12 years and have 6 kids. 1 boy aged 12 and 5 girls aged 10,9,6,5 and 2, i also have a dog, 5 cats and 5 kittens. I work part time as a playworker in an after school club and full time nights in a school for children with autism. My husband is called Mike. I am one half of the madness Kel being the other half.
Well thats just about all about me now i am sure i have bored u rigid about my life would love to hear from the newbies so i can catch up.

[Ladybug]

Actually I think I should point out, She's madder'un me.

I'm Kel and have 2 kids. Live in Dorset, England and P's my bestest mate.

[wildfire]

all i can say kel is i am a fly paper for freaks by the way hows the nice jacket they gave u the other day you know the one that does up at the back. I think your collection of those are nearly as big as mine have you got the blue one yet?

[Mr. Pitiful]

Oh you mean Kel has one of those jackets too? The white one's with all the straps and buckles? lol. Hi gals. How you doing?

[wildfire]

hi mr p hows things we havent chatted for ages me and kel have a whole collection of those jackets in all the colours and all the sizes.

[Ladybug]

You know us freak flypaper people.

P I got a multi-coloured one now too. Those nice people in the white coats gave me some more.

I got a jacket to match every colour pill now. lol

Mr P. It is lovely to speak to you again. Please, please, please tell us you're back for good now.

Lady B

[FunnyDude]

Alright, Mr. P! Welcome Back!

I am back too :)

[SonicRed35]

Hi my name is Sonic,New here in this site.Don't know really what I am doing.But I am here any ways.Here is a little bit about myself
Live in a small town in NY
Have 3 sons
I like mainly all kinds of music,PS2,my comp,Danceing
I have pets,1 dog and 3 cats.
I am not fat or thin,I am who I am
my favorite sayin is "Bite me *****"
So this is me need to know more I will tell ya
emails:
SonicRed35@aol.com
harely362005@yahoo.com

[hotbars]

Hi Sonic!

[Ladybug]

Yep, Hi Sonic, have fun here. :D

[wildfire]

Hi sonic pleased to meet u hope u enjoy it on here

[Mr. Pitiful]

Hey Hi Sonic. I don't know if you're familiar with the Sonic fast food place, but whenever I see or hear the word Sonic, I get hungry....so I'm off to get something to eat...:)

[alphayu]

hello everyone!i m new

[Ladybug]

Hi alphayu

Hope you enjoy your visits here. We do!! :D

[BooBooKitty]

Glad to see new people!!! Hope to see more of you ;) Enjoy and have fun!!!

[fusco]

I always find it is best to break the ice on the introduction to a new world so, here it goes.

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. :(
...i'll try again....

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. :cool:

yeha!

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. :eek:

On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.

hope that wasn't too excessive for ya'll, but Chuck Norris is the man.

he's on http://www.ofexcess.com along with Mike Ditka

...Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

http://www.ofexcess.com (http://www.ofexcess.com/)

[fusco]

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

He would make the perfect moderator.:mad:

[lynn]

Welcome fusco! Are you the president of the Chuck Norris fan club, or what?
:D

[laeco]

Hi,
I am Laeco from UK.

[sweetness69]

Hi everyone!

[hotbars]

Welcome to hotbars!

[roberts]

hello i'm roberts