Two pollacks are out golfing and are stuck on the sixteenth green when a foursome comes to play through. One guy asks, "What seems to be the trouble?"

The first pollack answers, "We both hit to green and when we got here one ball is in the cup and one is on the lip of the cup. We both shoot Titleist #3 balls so we can't figure out who got the hole in one."

The other golfer looks at the two balls and replies, "Which one of you was playing the orange ball?"