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There were 5 people on a plane... a priest, the
smartest guy in the world, the dumbest guy in the
world, a lil boy, and the pilot.

The plane all of a sudden was going down and
everyone started to panic. Why ...because there
were only 4 parachutes left.

The pilot says, "Good Luck!" grabs one and jumps out.

The smartest guy says, "People need me."..and out he went.

Now there are only 2 left and 3 people on board.

The dumbest guy says, "I just need to go." so he
grabs one and jumps out.

The priest looks at the boy and says, "Son i lived a long and happy life , so you go ahead and take the last parachute."

The lil boy turns and says, "Father we both can go......the smart guy took my backpack.....hahahahaha!

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