You hum the Windows opening theme when ever you wake up

You think the numbers on tombstones are high scores

You use Google to search for your car keys

You actually hand in work from Essay Generator.com

You keep getting fired as you beat up you boss thinking that you’ll get to the next level

You keep a trash can and a selection of neatly arranged folders on your desk top

You excuse yourself to go to the toilet by anouncing that you have to “download”

You try to shut windows by tapping them on the top right corner

You refer to meals as “power ups”

You call Christmas a “bonus round”