This guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a guy who has a burlap sack and a guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano.

The guy that walked into the bar asks the guy whats in the bag. So the guy pulls out a genie lamp.

The guys says, "Wow can i have one of your wishes."

He says, " I dont know rub the lamp and see." So the guy rubs the lamp and out pops the genie.

The genie says the guy has one wish. The guy wishes for a million bucks. The genie says your wish is granted and goes back into the genie bottle.

Just then one million ducks walk into the bar. The guy says i didnt wish for a million ducks and to that the other guy replies, "Oh yeah and i wished for a twelve iinch pianist.