A blonde walks up to a clerk in a store and says, "I would like to buy a toaster."

"I'm sorry but we dont sell toasters to blondes." replies the clerk.

Upset, the blonde storms out of the store. She goes home, dies her hair red and goes back to the store.

"I would like to buy a toaster," says the blonde to the same clerk.

"I'm sorry but we don't sell toasters to blondes." replies the clerk.

Even madder than the last time, the blonde storms out of the store. The next day she dies her hair a chocolate brown and drives to the store. She walks up to the same clerk and says, "I would like to buy a toaster."

"I've told you already!" growls the clerk, "We do NOT sell toasters to blondes!"

Quite angry by now, the blonde goes home and dies her hair purple. she drives to the store, walks up to the clerk and says, "I would like to buy a toaster."

"Listen lady, we don't sell toasters to blondes. Now go home!"

Raging with anger the blonde asks, "Why don't you sell toasters to blondes?!"

"Well, this is the sports section of the store!"