A teacher told her class to go home and the first 5 words
they heard they were to say in school the next day.
One boy went home and as soon as he walked into the kichen he heard his mother say:
"SHUT UP!!!!"
So he wrote down"shut up" on a pice of papper.
He went into the living room to find his dad wathching a movie, and it said:
"Yea Baby!"
So he wrote that down on his paper.
He was going through the dining room to go to his sisters room, when he heard a Batman episode on. The theme song was on, and it said:
"Da-na-na-na Batman!!"
So he wrote that down too. When he got to his sisters room, she was praticing for the school play. He came in when she sang:
"Over the rainbow!!!"
When he wote that down he shouted "Yes, I'm done my homework!"
When he went to school the next day the teacher aked him to say his words first. He stood up and said:
"Shut up!"
The teacher was furious and said "Excuse me? Do you want to go to the Principal's office youngman?" The boy replied,
"Yea baby." So the teacher sent him to the office right away.
Still saying his wods the princiapal asked him "Who do you think you are telling a teacher to shut up?" The boy answerd,
"Da-na-na-na Batman!!"
"Oh really?" said the principal "Where do you think you're going now?" the boy answerd the simple question with a simple answer,
"Over the rainbow!"