This guy was walking in town and he walks by a sign that said "Climb The Ladder To Success, Only $2."

So he said "I will do it."

So, he climbs the ladder and part way up he sees a hot girl and says "Maybe they will get hotter as I get further."

So he climbs higher and he sees a hotter girl and says the same thing.

He sees another hot girl and says "I will go higher".
So he goes higher and he seen a big fat hairy biker and the biker says "Hi, I'm Sess."