Funny Bar Jokes

Blonde Puppies
Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette,red head, and a blonde)they were all pregnant.

The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how. She replied, "well I was on top when I concieved so i will have a boy".

The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved.

The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".